Rodney Dangerfield used to claim that, all his life, he never got any respect at all. Well, I guess you can call us the exception, because the countless one-liners that the stand-up icon conceived are ...

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone. – Steven Wright My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Rodney Dangerfield. Get back at Pa with these groan-worthy dad jokes you’ll still laugh at ...

Writers often agonize in search of the perfect words — and the last line of a comedy is a moment where they really have to stick the landing. This all got nixed because of the mad genius from ...