Scott Boras was asked about concerns over Pete Alonso's defense: "When you look at the first basemen that can play 100 games, you would have to rank Pete right up there in the top seven or eight. There aren't many first basemen that can play first base and keep the position. Forgive the pun, but it's become a platoon, except for Pete." | SNY

Spiegel & Holmes were, quite literally, nearly in tears listening to Scott Boras' puns as he held the annual ritual of discussing his clients at the GM Meetings. (People forget this is Chris Tannehill's favorite day of the year.) | 670 The Score